When it comes to sex, who deserves the credit more? Is it the guy, for able to get the lady to go down with him? Or the lady who deem the guy fit to have sex with him?
A lady has taken to her twitter handle, to lower the esteem of guys who feels they have won anytime they were able to get a lady to have sex with them. According to her tweets, ladies always decides if they will have sex with guys at the very minutes of seeing them.
Tweets below;
niggas haven’t realized that they don’t control whether a woman gives them pussy or not yet? lmaooooo. we already decided if we was gone fuck you or not within the first minute of seeing you. your future in the pussy was solidified before you opened your dumb ass mouth.
like niggas give themselves way more credit than they deserve when they fucking lol.
A Nigerian lady has left the street of twitter shaking, especially the male folks. She took to her handle to make a post about leg shaking during sex. According to her no guy can ever sex a lady till her leg shake, that ladies has only be faking it.
Tweet below;
No guy can actually fuck a girl till her legs shake. We fake it lol
Many twitter users came for her as they were not in agreement, even some ladies who have had encounter with real guys opposed her as they shared testimony of their experience.
A father who took his child for vaccination at a hospital in Ibadan has narrated how the nurses on duty allegedly attempted to inject her son with an expired drug. This story is yet to verified.
A woman is asking for advise on Twitter after she had sexual relations with her pastor for the success of her business only to later discover she’d been fooled.
The woman revealed that she was having setbacks in her business, so she went to her pastor for prayers and he told her she had had sex with someone that has a bad spirit and it was affecting her business. To remedy that, he told her she has to have sex with an anointed man of God. He backed his suggestion with bible verses and the woman fell for it.
After the sexual encounter with the pastor, the woman had an influx of customers who came to buy in bulk and she believed this meant the pastor’s prayers worked. But she later discovered the customers were the security personnel of the pastor and she believes he sent them to buy goods from her to make it appear as though his prayers worked. She’s now asking for advice on what course of action to take.
Twitter user @emphyreall has taken to the platform to refute claims that she had 33 abortions for a guy and wasn’t his side chick for 6 years as a tweet in which she tweeted that she had 33 abortions and was a side chick for 6 years went viral last week.
The young lady took to twitter to change her twitter bio to bring new information to light. The tweet which read “I was not a side chick for 6years, I didn’t have 33 abortions”.
She further went ahead to warn trolls to stay away from her as her previous tweet was untrue and a joke on her side. She further tweeted “but I need to run y’all assess over a jeep for believing it. I troll. Don’t take me seriously”
See the viral tweet she made last week that drew the attention of numerous twitter users:
Feminist and writer Ozzy Etomi took to twitter to share her disdain to the testament she received in church when she came to baptize her son after caving in to pressure to do so. According to her she was a few minutes late after Mass had begun but the priest said he would baptize her baby because she was late.
Read her tweets:
Yesterday, I remembered why I had a huge distaste for the church in Nigeria. After all the disturbance, I caved in and agreed to “baptize” my son. The mass was supposed to start at 8am, we entered the church at literally 8.02am. All parents are meant to sit at the front row…
But because mass had started we waited till it was a time when everyone was standing to move to the front. When it was time for the first baptismal rites, the priest walks up to us “why were you late?”. I said we weren’t, we were just in the back. He said “come back next month”
Bypassed us and started doing the rites on the child next to us and moved down the row. I was stunned. Is this high school? Are we not adults? I am dressed up and my entire family woke up on a Saturday at 8am to attend and you decided to “flex your muscle”.
I was boiling. It was all over my face. I wanted to walk out. An old lady and gentleman sitting behind me tapped my shoulder and whispered furiously “dont worry. Calm down, after the mass is over just BEG HIM, just BEG HIM” 😑😑😑. Why does this have to become SO nigerian?
I leaned over to my husband and said “if this baptism doesn’t happen today, goodluck, im completely uninterested in this and today is likely to be the last time i step foot in this kind of church”. So the priest continues to ignore us through all the baptism rites (about 4 or 5)
While my family and friends who came are confused as to what is going on and why he keeps passing us by. After the mass is over, the older man grabs my shoulder and says “let us go to the office i’ll help you beg him”, and so us and my family (about 20 of us) make way..
To the office. Of course starts the cajoling and begging; priest with a smug expression like, theres nothing i can do, book another day, this and that. After much ego massaging and “begging” by my dad, man to man of course, he agreed to perform the baptism.
So we ended up getting the whole church to ourselves and a private ceremony anyway. All because even a priest in a church is drunk on power. SMH. Yeah, thanks for reminding me why I don’t go to church.
This sounds funny but on another thought needs to be taken serious. A twitter user made a tweet about how a family was called 10days after baby was delivered to tell them they took the wrong child home and demanding for a swap. A lot of question running through, what kind of mistake? How could they be so careless?
Tweet below:
This guy just got a call from the hospital, 10 days after his child was born, that he went home with the wrong baby. Hospital informed him to bring back the baby and swap. No big deal, it’s just 10 days. I am dead here